Kampua Talk: Bank for all

Kampua Talk

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Bank for all

Why is it every time when you are in urgent need of some cash, the ATM machine is either out of service or out of cash? Murphy's Law is being obeyed again like the law of gravitational force. In other words, Murphy's Law is simply saying that SHIT DOES HAPPEN in a more gentle and long-winded way.

Speaking of bank, here was a conversation between Alvin and his dad at Damai Resort:

Uncle: ...now they come up with this CIMB.
Alvin: Yalah, last time people had this mentality that Bumiputera Commerce is for bumiputeras only. Do you know what CIMB stands for?
Uncle: Commerce International Merchant Bankers (CIMB) Bhd.
Alvin: No! CIMB stands for Chinese Indian Malay Bank.
Uncle: ................*speechless*
Alvin: Chinese, Indian, Malay all can use this bank. Not only bumiputera, you know...
Uncle: Hahahahahahahahhahahahha!!!

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7 Comments:

Blogger clement said...

bumi market too small.. they want indian and chinese too mah.. C in front coz they have the most lui

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Gallivanter said...

I'll never look at CIMB the same way again. :-P

9:13 PM  
Blogger zewt said...

this is certainly very enlightening news!

12:39 AM  
Blogger CLare said...

clement - and C also the most kiamsiap especially Foochow in Sibu, no?

gallivanter - Thanks for dropping by.

zewt - My reaction too when I first heard it. LOL!!!

1:32 PM  
Anonymous rose said...

nice one.. hahaha..

1:42 PM  
Blogger CRIZ LAI said...

Never thought of describing CIMB this way but it sure makes sense :)

Thanks for dropping by my blog :)

11:27 AM  
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